15 Ways to Say 'No'

If we don't want to take drugs, we don't need to explain ourselves. All we need to do is simply say, "thanks, not for me". However, here are some other ways of saying 'no'...!"

• "Thanks, but I'm not sure if you're ready to meet my evil twin."
• "I'm a fruitarian, so technically that hash has been murdered..."
• "You can't improve perfection, but thanks anyway."
• "Thanks, but I prefer snorting caustic soda."
• "Thanks, but I have a math's exam tomorrow and I've been looking forward to it all week."
• "Thanks, but I have a hot date tonight and I need everything to be in working order..."
• "No thanks, I only do the hard stuff... got any concrete mix?"
• "No thanks, if I take those, I might sleep with your brother... and your sister, and her friends and their boyfriends."
• "Thanks but I already have ADHD, so imagine what I'd be like on those!"
• "Thanks, but it takes a lot to get me loaded - you haven't got enough!"
• "I'm afraid of needles..."
• "Thanks, but some nice men in white coats told me I'm crazy enough without drugs."
• "Thanks, but you won't like me on those."
• "I might be able to dance well on those, but you can't! No thanks!"
• "I only take drugs through my rectal region, so I might need a hand with those... wanna help?"
• "Thanks, but tonight's a double episode of Shortland Street and I want to be awake for it."

"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night" Dave Barry